It came just in time. Being pasty AND a wino is bad news all around.
You must forgive us for our lack of enthusiasm for this particular blog. "Sunday Funday" was a little TOO fun, due to a overly friendly bartender.
Let's just say it involved this:
Enough said.
So, as dedicated bloggers, we felt the need to you (our 5 readers) to force ourselves to drink our designated two bottles of wine.
We started off with
Redwood Creek Sauvignon Blanc
Price: $5.99
Location: Fremont Market (we've by now made friends with the nice fellas that run this joint)
And....eek! This was very sharp to start off with, but we decided to blame that on our hangover. It got better with glass two. Not to be outdone, Grover P managed to squeeze his fat butt in the photo.
Our dancing celebrities started off the evening with what is probably the worst cover in the history of the world -- Last Night a DJ Saved my Life. Yikes!
It was about this time that we were sidetracked from Wendy's subpar dancing skills and turned our attention to the two floatation devices stuck to her chest and argued as to what letter of the alphabet she is rocking. G? F? XXX?
Turns out it is a very normal 36 DD. Which we find hard to believe.
Anyone else notice that every dancer, regardless of skill or performance, is getting a standing ovation? Those kind of lose their meaning when both Wendy and say...Ralph are getting the same reaction from the audience.
Our boyfriend Romeo performed his rumba to the Jackson 5. Like we needed another reason to love him.
Apparently the dress code for the ladies this evening was bikini plus chiffon coverups? Beach couture at it's finest.
Onto our next wine of the evening
Veramonte Sauvignon Blanc
Price: $10.99
Location: You guessed it! Fremont Market.
Did we mention this evening's cuisine was brought to you by Capitol Dawg? YUM! Can't go wrong with hot dogs.
This wine smelled fruity, like tart apples, but the taste was....ok. You can find better whites for cheaper.
Can we mention again how gorgeous Dmitry is?
Ooh la la! We know we can only say that so many times, but really.
Oh Maks, are you okay?!
We'll soothe your wounds. Don't worry.
This is Team Ralph Macchio signing off.
Until next time! Lay off the Sunday Funday!!!
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