Our sustenance for the evening was quite gourmet--onion dip, Ruffles, cheese and bread. We must say, we've stumbled upon the IDEAL onion dip recipe.
One packet of Lipton's Onion Soup mix + 1 tub of New Hampshire Sour Cream. (It MUST be these two brands in order to achieve greatness.) **Warning** You will down the entire tub in about 20 minutes if you don't pace yourself.
Along with our fine cuisine, our wine choices were:
Placido Pinot Grigio 2009
Price: $8.99
Location: Fremont Market
Once again, we've found a wine that tastes like absolutely NOTHING! There was one little hit of citrus and that was it. Another good choice for dinner parties with that one friend that drinks wine with ice cubes.
Our other choice was:
Ironstone Obsession Symphony 2009
Price: $9.99
Location: Fremont Market (Hey, it's close and it's cheap. Sue us.)
Now this had a POW after the first dud of a wine. Don't ask us what kind of wine 'Symphony' is as we have no idea, but it definitely had punch and was slightly sweet. We also do not recommend pairing with Tylonol PM unless you want to miss the whole show after being knocked out for three weeks.
ONTO THE DANCERS!!!!
Being that we missed some of last week's show, this was our first glimpse of Petra's Hottie McHotHot dance partner Dmitry.
Meow. He can go ahead and leave his shirt off for the remainder of the show, thanks.
The first few dancers left us a little cold, except for dear Kendra, who had a crying fit about how she "doesn't feel pretty" and is a "tomboy."
Just a reminder of what Kendra looks like in case you forgot:
We totally get where she's coming from. We know that after our boob jobs, nose jobs, hair extensions, and covers of Playboy, we didn't feel pretty either. So happy she's finally discovering her inner woman. Ahem.
Anyone else see the LOVE connection between Mark and the blond Disney girl who's name we can't remember?
Love those tights.
Wrestler No-Neck came back from the bottom and actually had a decent dance! Good for you buddy!
We had a moment of clarity when our boy-crush Romeo claimed he had been born in the 90s. A quick Google search assured us that we are NOT, in fact, creepy and that he is much older than 18. Whew.
Good lord. We're also happy that Carrie Ann INNNNNNNNNNABA also seems to have an inappropriate crush on him. We're not alone!
Kirstie did well again, although we couldn't really see her feet in that dress. Also, MAKS IN A TUX ALERT!!!!!!! WEEE!!!
(We realize this is slowing become "Randy Winos" rather than "Snarky Winos," but can you blame us?!)
Finally, we have our personal favorite, Ralph. Did you catch that his son's name is Daniel?? Precious!!
Did anyone else think the judges were unnecessarily harsh on him? Maybe because he was so great in Week 1, but we still think he did great.
And now we bring you "The Weird Judges' Commentary of the Night!"
What is the deal with Len's ongoing use of the word "Chesticles?" Is that even appropriate for PG TV?
Bruno is a fountain of great quotes, but our favorite had to be "It's like Marcel Marceau desperately seeking Lolita in A Clockwork Orange." Say what?
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We're sorry. How does your mind even go there??
Until next time!
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