Join us on our first adventure into a new reality tv show (for us anyway)...Dancing with the Stars!
Since this is a new show, try to bear with us as we try to be as snarky as possible, all while enjoying the amazing cover songs done by the Dancing with the Stars house band. (eyeroll)
We were a little late joining in on this dance party, as we were partaking in grilled cheese and Pilsners over at the Rubicon. Yummy yummy. Unfortunately, we missed the nameless blond who opened the show, but apparently she's some Disney girl? We're guessing we didn't miss much.
Wine of the evening: Monkey Bay Sauvignon Blanc
Price: $8.99, on sale from $11.99
Location: Fremont Market on N Street, that is neither a) on Fermont or b) an actual market. Discuss.
This was good! Very bright fruit and vanilla notes. Although we thought the bottle was a little small. That might have been the prior beers talking though.
So let's move on to our new pedophile crush, Not-so-Lil Romeo! We're waiting for Chris Hansen from To Catch A Predator to bust down our door any minute.
How adorable is he?? We think he's probably going to end up going really far, once he gets over the embarrassment of being on this show. He seemed to be fine with the crotch thrusts. We're just sayin.
Also, shout out to Chelsie, who's a graduate of our OTHER most favorite dance show: So You Think You Can Dance!
(Remember delicious Marc from her season? He's a dancer for Lady Gaga now.)
Anyhoo, our next favorite of the evening was Mr. Karate Kid himself--Ralph Macchio!!
Can you believe he's 50? 50 years old? And he can KICK. And DANCE. And KICK. He's 50. 50 years old.
There was also an unfortunate wrestler man with the also most unfortunately dressed Cheryl Burke:
Eek. Pleather meets pearls meets please, no more.
And finally, we have Kirstie Alley and Maks. Now, Linz has a bit of a crush on our Russian friend, but as she says "You'd only have sex with him once. He's a jerk."
Now, we may have been floored that Daniel-son was 50, but Kirstie is 60?!?! What?!?! Her face looks great, although she looks like "she's eaten a lot of lemons." But, gotta give her props for aging so well. But check out her hands. The hands look old!
Anyway, she was a pretty good dancer! Good for her! Although we both commented simultaneously "....I don't think he'll be doing any lifts."
Maybe in a few weeks? But Maks did slap her ass repeatedly. That little fox.
And now it's time for "The Weird Judges' Commentary of the Night!"
First off, we have the "Italian" judge Bruno referring to a dance as a 'stonking' good time. What the hell is stonking?
According to Google, we have:
1) Verb: Bombard with concentrated artillery fire.
2) Adjective: very sexually attractive (usually of girl)
3) Adjective: said of something that is good, or exceptional.
We're going to guess he meant 1.
Also, Carrie Ann Inaba said that someone had 'wanky' dance moves. (As opposed to wonky?). We really hope no one had wanky dance moves. Unless it was Lil Romeo, in which case....carry on, carry on sir!
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