Basically, Linz and Sarah get together, drink wine, and comment on trashy reality tv shows. Just like you, except we're a little bit more snarky.
So, what's on the menu tonight?!
THE BACHELOR!
Now, we must stipulate, we do not find Brad attractive. Yes, the body's great, but we both agree that he looks a little bit like a Mii. It's the beady eyes:
See? Totally a Mii character.
Anyway, tonight we started off with a bottle of white from Trader Joe's.
Brand: Pacific Rim Autumnus
Price: $5.99
Location: Trader Joe's
So, TJ's decribes this as "aromas of jasmine and otrus fruits and a layered flavor profile balanced by bright acidity."
Our vote? It was good. Light and fruity. But honestly, we were sidetracked by the amazingness that is Emily. I believe at one point, Brad was saying how much he liked her and wanted to meet her kid. Which Lindsay then replied "Um, yeah. I really like her. I even kind of want to meet her kid."
So basically, we kind of have a girl crush on Emily. Who wouldn't?!
Perfection. And Sarah doesn't even like blondes.
Anyway, on to bottle number 2. Which is:
Brand: Ferrari-Carano Fume Blanc
Price: ??? (Linz bought this one)
Location: Your local liquor store
This was good! We don't have a description of this one (because, really, does your liquor store supply any?), but it was light, mild acidity, and got the job done!
At this point, we were hardly paying attention to the wine because Bachelor Brad had taken the ladies on a Sports Illustrated bikini shoot! Yay bikinis!! But BOO on crazy Michelle, who not only was breaking out during her trip to Anguilla, but had her usual nasty attitude to match.
Luckily, Brad heard our pleas.....and sent her home!!! Bye crazy!!!
(P.S. She's claiming to be "30." Just like we are....oh...I dunno, "22.")
Anyway, thus ends our first post! Next time, we'll make sure to have some food to pair with our two bottles of vino.
Until then!
XOXO,
Linz & V
Fabulous Post Ladies!!! Can't wait to read more.
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